~Fragi~ said:

mein kabi mind nahi karta

ho ga to karo gay na

thanx

london_ki_hoor said:

queen victoria said:

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

UFF ITNA HI KAFI HAE

suna nahi Queen nay kya kaha ;) ...

hehehe

buzurgon k naqsh e qadam par chal rahi hai na
sunti hi nahin

yaha buzurg kaun hae?

woh jo hain

thanx esha

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

sabko gift ki pari hui hai

mujhay tu kissi nay gift nahi bejha :(

kis KARNAMAY par gift chahiye

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

ab coffi ka mousam nahin hai na pani par guzara karain

na pilanay k 1000 bahanay atay hein tumhein :( jaoo mein nahi aata :(

~Fragi~ said:

hanji hum to janta hain .. per woh hamari queen brain less hai    

kakay kyun tumhari kambakhti aaye hai

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

kaisa sochti hoon main admin g???????

in a Queen's way ... hut ko sahi samajh nahi aata na coz hum tu aam log hein :$

oh poor AWAM

~Fragi~ said:

nahi jali dr sahiba    

chara?????????......kiddo tum nay chara kab say khana shuroo kar diya

hain hain yeh kya afwahain phaila rahay ho....jantay nahin is juram ki saza........

junooni said:

queen victoria said:

QUEEN kabhi tum nay mujay aisa welcome nahi kiya

bas qismat ki baat hai

CONGRATULATIONS FOR AADII

hi wol ko hindaria ho gaya

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

where is Queen ? jee

Queen is here

london_ki_hoor said:

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

WoL .. La LA LA LA La..

mei yaha hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ok lets move... kahan chalein :P

its the time for disco ... kon mila dekho kis ko :) Hehehe

yo..WOl..chalo..me ready for Dishhcoo..

aur bigaro bachon ko

mera aik aur vote count kar lo

hello soffi h r u
tumhara avatar kahan gaya???

One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."




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Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))



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Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....





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Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?"

Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"




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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "




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One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife "Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved."

Wife says: " I'm Pregnant"



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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."




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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"




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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

~Fragi~ said:

jab tak hum hian .. to kiya gham hai .. jitna bhi ho dard .. MAIN HOON NA

r u Dispirin or Brufan???????